3 Sex Essentials: Choke Her, Squeeze Her & Please Her


Women are tired of having the same ol’ vanilla sex that so many guys have to offer. A quick round of missionary, no noise other than the slaps of skin-on-skin action. Boom, done.

Nah. Where’s the danger? Where are the sounds of carnal pleasure? And where’s the raw sexuality that women crave?

That’s why I have three awesome tips to spice up your sex life and raise your sex game baseline from vanilla to ‘fuck me more please’.

By the way, it’s okay if you feel uncomfortable with some of these tips. I’ve included tidbits to help you get over some of that sexual discomfort and turn you into a sexual deviant.

Choke the Bitch

Some guys are too afraid to choke their girls. These guys are typically nice guys. And naturally I assume that if the guy is too nice, he likes to make sure she finishes first.

Listen up bro! Reframe the situation.

If you’re such a nice guy and you’re afraid to choke her – she can’t finish.

A girl will only finish if you choke her. Make that your new automatic assumption.

So every time you’ve asked her if she’s finished and she said yes. If you didn’t choke her during sex then she lied to you.

So you better choke her during sex or else she isn’t gonna finish. Hell, now you’re a bigger asshole if you don’t choke her.

This is how you choke her:

Remember how your parents would squeeze your face cheeks when you were a kid? Their thumb would go on one cheek, their index finger would go on the other cheek. Then they’d squeeze your face.

You’re gonna do the exact same thing. Except you’re gonna do it to her throat.

Honestly, just having your hand on her throat will spark things up. You don’t even have to push down if you don’t feel comfortable doing that.

You’re mostly laying your fingers across those two prominent veins on her neck. You’re not really hurting her or blocking her airway. Think of squeezing rather than choking.

When you get more comfortable then you can press down on her throat. You press down with the space between your thumb and index finger, that slightly webby part of your hand.

She’ll either like it or she won’t. You’ll eventually know what she likes and what you’re comfortable with. But you don’t want to limit yourself. Especially if it’s going to improve your sex life with her or whoever. Choke the bitch.

I guarantee you that just about every girl likes to be choked. You don’t even have to squeeze or press hard. So don’t be afraid to test your limits.

Talk Dirty & Make Some Noise

She loves it when you make noise. It gets her off even more than being choked. So call her a slut.

If you’re not comfortable with doing that, it’s okay. I still find it awkward for whatever reason too.

But put it this way, girls are not angels.  They think nasty, sexy thoughts just like us.

As guys, we think nasty, like nasty and do nasty. Girls are the same way except that they feel to an extent that they can’t do it.

We know that if a girl expresses interest like that out in public, people will judge her pretty hard. 

It makes sense. But they do like all of that nasty talk. They want to feel ‘degraded’ because it makes them feel like sexual animals – which they are.

By talking dirty to them you are validating their sexuality. And that validation helps with their spirituality.

And when you start talking dirty, sex doesn’t go back to normal. Talking dirty becomes that new standard. It’s that new higher standard that makes sex better all the time.

I’ve had girls finish, squirt, and drip on me by talking dirty to them and by choking them during sex.

And most of all, make noise when you finish! She likes to confirmation of receiving your cummies.

Bring Sex Toys in the Room

My only real recommendation to get you started would be handcuffs. Handcuffs are your basic staple and gateway toy.

With handcuffs on, she’s ‘defenseless’. If you’re too nice for that then you might have a hard time cuffing her. Don’t. Just put ‘em on her. It doesn’t make things that much more different.

It’ll only make it a little awkward for her to move around since she can’t use her hands. But you can still have sex like normally.

I personally really like this kind of stuff because it leaves her completely vulnerable. I like it because it’s an absolute certainty that all of this is for me. So I freely dig right in.

She’ll probably finish too since it’s that much more stimulating. But if she doesn’t it’s okay because she’s handcuffed. She knows that none of it is for her, all of it is for you.

Now Your Sex Game Is Officially Better Than Most

The Tips to Having Better Than Average Sex are simple:

  1. Choke her
  2. Talk Dirty & Make Noise
  3. Bring Toys in the Bedroom

You’re no longer a boring guy to sleep with and having sex with you is a lot more fun. 

Now it’s time to get your dick wet

And Remember:


Choke The Bitch


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